by EricaNichole January 25, 2014
My gym teacher let me skip ourn fitness test because I gave him a tugboat, and I think it was a fair trade.
by fatwreck138 March 01, 2009
1. A person of short stature that has a little extra in the belly area there for resembling the small but powerful aquatic vessel from which they get the name.
2. A person who enjoys giving hand jobs.
2. A person who enjoys giving hand jobs.
Jeff "The Tugboat" got his nickname from the fact that he closely resembles a tugboat.
Jeff keeps his job because he is a tugboat.
Jeff keeps his job because he is a tugboat.
by tabb9512 October 08, 2009
Guy 1: man it sucks you broke your wrist on the first day of the ski trip.
Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!
Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.
Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!
Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.
by Jock_n_swag February 05, 2010
by Mike Sogoff December 15, 2004
*+-_^:. wELcoMe to #netsplit Cactuar hOw mAy i Be oF aaSiTenCE? | IF you aRE a TUGBOAT, NO ASSISETNEC MAY ASSITED. SaVe the yETTIS
by Cactuar November 20, 2003
by okstatendn July 02, 2009