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The lag a man observes in his girlfriends walking when she sees a turbo charged vehicle (Eg: Lada Niva 1600 Turbo), as she is impressed with the car, which is far superior to her boyfriends shitbox (Eg: Mazda 2), and would like to run off with the driver. A play on the technical term "Turbo Lag" which refers to the time between the accelerator being used, and exhaust gasses creating boost through use of a turbine
1) Ben: Man,i was walking with Shazza the other day and she saw Julian drive past in the Lada Niva 1600 Turbo. She was getting epic Turbo Slag

2) I had doubts about my girlfriend liking me when she was getting really heavy Turbo Slag over Robbo's WRX, and when his blowoff valve went i knew i had lost her
by Brody Reid Yr 10 April 7, 2008
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an absolute shitter when it comes to online videogames
also referred to someone who has no hands
"this guy on our team is feeding, what's their deal?"
"they're a turbo shitter"
by destructodong April 6, 2021
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turbo sex

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Ahhh, I just finished having turbo sex with this hot-ass chick I met last night!
by Matthias Azamer February 15, 2007
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turbo shits

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When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."
by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006
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When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh
hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.
by andrewp November 20, 2007
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A Drink made from a half of Stella and half a Smirnoff ice, created by a 2 fat pricks from Bradford.
Bob and chunk love a Turbo shandy..
by No divvys September 19, 2020
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