Tusking

1) To tusk. (Also see Walrusing.)

2) Onomatopoeia: Chkk-chkk-chkk

3) The action performed by a person with their index fingers in front of their mouth as if they were tusks, followed by the sound "Chkk-chkk-chkk".

Walrus: "Chkk-chkk-chkk"

Person 1: "Hey, that walrus is tusking! I can do the same thing! Chkk-chkk-chkk!"

by Harumi Shizen February 19, 2011

tusking

The act of ramming one's own ass with the tusk of a dead (or live) elephant. One may tusk oneself, be tusked by a partner, or tusk a partner.

Ponsonby and the other English aristocrats ended their trunking extravaganza at the onset of golden African dusk. Their dicks sore and swollen, they turned from the dead elephant remains and limped to their truck to get back to camp before the jackals arrived. His Grace the Duke of Devonshire, who had snapped off a massive tusk during the tusking frenzy, clubbed the base of Lord Melbury's skull and tusked the hell out of the unconscious man's pitiful asshole. The tusk was brutally shoved through the knickers and plunged deep, removed, and plunged again. This being an act of affection among the privileged, the others joined in. Sir Fredricks tusked the hell out of Baron Warwick, Fortesque received two tusks, Ponsonby tusked himself to tears, and so on. The majestic ivory of God's great beast was stained with shit containing caviar and quail eggs (no doubt) as the moon rose bringing twinkles to the eyes of watching hyenas, who mistook the wails of glee-infused pain as mating calls.

This occasion marks the birth of tusking. Some religions have considered including a good tusking in certain rites of passage, and those who work for Fox News are required to tusk and be tusked for a minimum of 30 minutes/day.
Both women and men can tusk and be tusked.

by Caligulananda September 1, 2010

tobacking

The act of grinding ones genitals against an unwilling participant until orgasm.

Stacy wouldn't give it up on our date, so I tobacked her in the back seat of my car.

Mike got arrested for tobacking Jane at the park.

by metalgearkirby November 1, 2017

chaos-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.

While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.

by Prof K June 16, 2008

Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

over-tasking

Similar to Halo, where you first get any type of multi-kill, ie: double, tripple... then on to overkill. To achieve this you must be doing more than two tasks of any sort because less that three is but mere multitasking.

Mac: Bro, the other night I was downing a beer and texting at the same time, then my buddy gives me a high-five right in the middle of all this cause some fine b*tches walked in.

Jesse: Damn son, you were over-tasking like a pro.

Mac: Straight up.

by PapaMpartier April 13, 2011

solo-tasking

Doing one thing and one thing only. The exact opposite of multi-tasking.

Yo sierra was soo into the tv at the party last night, it was like nothing else was going on.

Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking

by jerythebullfrog July 22, 2011