Thunderbastard

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

by pascalious March 1, 2013

Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Hop on War Thunder

Another way of telling someone to slowly kill themselves.

Hey bro, you're being really annoying. Hop on War Thunder.

by Prince Precum June 15, 2021

klondike thunder

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

Thunderbite

Massive case of under bite.

Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!

by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011