Trophy Friend

That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.

Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.

by kreternal October 17, 2011

trumphurt

When Trump or one of his supporters gets his feelings hurt, is offended, or gets all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid, or not even mean-spirited -- and goes to Twitter to complain about it. syn. butthurt.

President Elect Trump got all trumphurt when the Hamilton cast asked the VP to represent all Americans, after the show. Sad!

by theunrealdonald November 19, 2016

TrumpHead

A person who is addicted to Donald Trump's rhetoric.

If you proudly follow @realdonaldtrump you just may be a Trumphead.

by clock cleaner February 28, 2017

loin trophy

A child, children or kids.

"Would you please shut that damn kid up?!?
Your loin trophy isn't as cute as you think he is."

by John Salat May 9, 2008

Comes with the trophy

There are very attractive young women who seem to come with any major public accomplishment, championship, big job, financial windfall, etc.

That driver won the race and a kiss from the comes with the trophy girl!

by I, Wreckerrr May 7, 2021

Pee-wee trophies

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.

You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."

by IQuarent April 14, 2014

traphik

Next upcoming hip hop master.

traphik is the next big thing

by pottyboy July 2, 2008