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Trumpstick

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.
Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.
by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017
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TRUMPSTER

Noun-Person

Someone that even if they had every teacher they ever went to school with pointing at graphs and every person they ever knew showing them pictures while both parents and best friend have there arms around them pointing to the sun.

Still does not believe its day time because Donald Trump said its NIGHT and everyone else is FAKE NEWS.

Or

Someone that has given up all free thought to bow to his master God who is a living person that has brainwashed them to think that he is infallible
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LOYAL FOLLOWERS ARE TRUMPSTER S
by Pickles The Destroyer July 20, 2017
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Trumpteenth

Constituting the Nth number in a sequence where N is the number of times that Donald Trump has upset the liberal media thus far.
After condemning Trump's plan to block all Muslims from immigrating to the United States, pundits predicted the decline of his presidential campaign for the Trumpteenth time.
by Mordecai McFly March 20, 2016
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trumpster diving

Digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. Sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog.
I will no go trumpster diving to win an election.
by Shewfly April 30, 2016
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Trumpeting

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.
"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."
by Kuaishou December 29, 2018
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trumpeting penis

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !
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TrumpStank

a condition that describes a person, place or thing that reminds another person or persons, of the infamously negative and/or deeply revolting, terrifying or just plain unpleasant, behaviors, actions and non-actions (especially) of one Donald J. Trump- Formally Impeached President Of The United States Of America.
TrumpStank descriptive noun: as in "For the next 10,000 years, Americans will not support, advise or even consider voting for anyone who seems like, thinks like, feels like, acts like or even smells like one Donald J. Trump, impeached "president " of the USA, 'cuz they've got TrumpStank on 'em"
by peaceful1952 May 6, 2020
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