Trumpish

THE all-inclusive apology. "I was being Trumpish" is the perfect deescalator. All immature clumsiness is suddenly forgiven as they hear the depth of your regret. Talked too much about yourself? Trumpish. A loose canon with your words and judgments? Trumpish. Thoughtlessly conveyed an aura of superiority? Trumpish. Denigrated someone, spoke out of turn, called out others with jaw-dropping hypocrisy? Trumpish. Most of all though, did you leverage an unfair advantage (were you a bully)? Trumpish. So choose your "trumpishness": either wisely and quickly admit trumpish behavior, or refuse to apologize (sound familiar?) and others will call out your trumpishness for you.

"Please forgive me - it was trumpish of me to think the rules were for others. Furthermore, my behavior forced you into an awkward dilemma - again, trumpish."

by Sam JuaS July 12, 2017

Trumplosion

The process in which an orange dwarf star spews copious amounts of vile hot gas until the gravity of its own petty bullshit causes it to implode on to itself.

I'm really enjoying how this Trumplosion is playing out in the media. F' that guy!

by MastercraftTools August 4, 2016

trumpless

The act of wanting or the pure desire to get Donald J Trump out of office.

Kick that Trump dude outta office.

Damn, would'nt it make American great again if we were Trumpless?

by Clamydoo November 30, 2016

Trumpish

To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.

The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.

by Dharma Midget November 1, 2017

Trumpaphobia

A fear of Donald Trump...

Oh my lord, I have major Trumpaphobia

by PeppyUser May 20, 2017

trumpasm

The desperate shouting of contradictions and accusations by one who cannot face reality

After a reporter confronted the president with his lack of credibility as a result of the misinformation he had provided to the press and the American people, the president had a trumpasm.

by Ingbritfur February 21, 2017

Trumpglish

An American English dialect, evasive and insulting in nature, primarily used in situations where eloquent and rational answer is not in the person's vocabulary and to deviate, distract and deceive from real and honest commitment. Exclusively used by con men and unqualified billionaire presidential candidates at this time.

Instead of admitting you are clueless, one can use Trumpglish to offer an evasive answer get out the situation.

by Thamara May 27, 2016