Trumpet Handshake 

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

Trumpet Handshake by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

Trumpcated 

A presidency cut short.

Donald Trump's term was trumpcated when he and his administration were caught colluding with the Russians while on the campaign trail and beyond.

Trumpcated by I am Bossy March 9, 2017

Trumpendejo

A person of Hispanic origin that is a Donald Trump supporter, even while his support diminishes his own dignity and self-respect, and in many cases is contrary to his and his loved ones’ best interest.

The term applies either to opportunistic individuals that have an ulterior political or economic motives, or to insecure self-hating ‘lighter’ Hispanics that might have similar racist and bigoted views to the more extreme Trump white supporters and pretend Trump is not talking about them.

You are such a trumpendejo! How can you vote for Trump? Don’t you care that your aunt and uncle might be deported if he wins?

Trumpendejo by Asi Las Cosas October 27, 2016

Trumped up 

Meaning "we're screwed" or "fucked up" in a extremely bad, terrible way

"Guess who won the election?"
"Omg who?"
"Donald Trump"
"Oh shit man, we're trumped up, we trumped up real bad"

Trumped up by jujujuy November 11, 2016

Trumpeteer 

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.

Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.

Trumpeteer by TMTInc. November 28, 2018

Croman Trumpet 

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

Croman Trumpet by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009

Trumpette 

Female, Donald Trump supporter

Don't ask Lisa who she's voting for, that dumbass is a Trumpette.

Trumpette by lane3192 July 20, 2016