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trumpthink

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality
Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes
by stuartc1 February 8, 2017
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Trumpertained

What you are feeling watching Trump talk on TV. Pro or Con, this is entertaining.
OMG. I can't believe he just said that. Now that's just great! Im just Trumpertained !
by wtfwhitelady October 30, 2016
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Trump Train

A large gathering of Trump supporters who party and celebrate they’re political allegiance to to President elect Donald Trump by standing in a straight line, sequential having anal sex with each other. In a manner similar to train carts being connected to each other.
Last night at the GOP convention you could see a Trump Train going for miles”

“Trump Train woo hoo!”
by Dvan812 September 5, 2020
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Trump Train

A group of morons who have nothing better to do than to drive their beat up pickup trucks with flags nailed down to the beds supporting fascism thinking that they’re “owning the libs”.
Billy Bob couldn’t afford this months child support and payment on his trailer but sure as hell had money for that Trump train he drove around for 8 hours in.
by MakeUSABlue November 1, 2020
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Trump Train

The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.
Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!

John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.
by Daggy row January 27, 2019
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Trumpain

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.
Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain
by tirtle December 8, 2017
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Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump
The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.
by tirtle June 28, 2018
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