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Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018
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rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.
it was fucking sick when jill gave andre a rusty trumbone and he took a shit in her face and splooshed in her hand
by zak k. June 9, 2003
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Tromboner

A person that gets a boner, from playing or listening to the trombone music.
He is such a Tromboner!
by Pussy ripper December 18, 2010
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rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.
Jonas gave Austin a rusty trumbone to get him off.
by GMon November 9, 2003
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tromboner

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.
James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.
by Ted Chang April 17, 2006
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Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner for them
"hay yo i have the weirdest Tromboner right now.........can you help."
by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017
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