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Trouble Kelp

A badass character in the Artemis Fowl book series. At the start of the series he is Captain, but is promoted to Major and eventually to Commander. He apparently changed his name to Trouble at his manhood ceremony, having just been accepted into the Lower Elements Police (LEP) Academy. He is Grub Kelp's older brother. Trouble is mentioned throughout the series, and in some books there are a few pages (chapters, in the case of The Arctic Incident) told from his point of view.
"LEPRetrieval One were the best and the brightest. It was every little fairy's dream that one day he would grow up to don the stealth-black jumpsuit of the Retrieval commandos. These were the elite. Trouble was their middle name. In the case of Captain Trouble Kelp, trouble was actually his first name" (Colfer 184).
by dreamsofspain December 31, 2009
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Tank Trouble

One of the leading causes of keyboard and computer deaths, especially in a learning environment.
Tyrone: Hey, you up for some Tank Trouble in a bit?
Tyreese: Man, as long as it doesn't make me tear shit up again, nigga
by LukeEmia_ April 3, 2019
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I don't want no trouble

A term first used by Jackie Chan. It is often used by Asians--particularly Chinese--when in danger...or trouble.
Though, the expression often leads to a worse beat-down.
Pronounced like so: "I don't wont no trobble."
"What's up, my nigger?"
"What did you just say?"
"What's up, my nigger?"
"Come here! You better watch your mouth!"
"-What you say, boy?"
"I don't want no trouble."
-Rush Hour
by CalvinL September 28, 2006
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Troubletree

Troubletree is a chain of hotels owned by the Hilton brand. Troubletree is known for incompetent staff, inept management and stale chocolate chip cookies.
The worst hotel I have ever stayed at was the Troubletree Chelsea in NYC.
by philanewbie March 1, 2010
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more trouble than it's worth

high maintenance; requiring excessive investments of effort that may not be exceeded by the return
The fact that Glen M. is not a rational actor makes him more trouble than he's worth.
by N1913 July 1, 2005
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Trouble-Solver

A person who solves trouble. Solves trouble from troublemakers. a person who is able to come up with variable solution to causes and types of trouble.
Columbo is a Trouble-solver or Mark Sloane is a Trouble-solver e.g someone made a murder causing trouble therefore solved by said names.
by Sh*tbag April 23, 2009
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good trouble

The kind of trouble you can be proud of, a term used by civil rights icon John Lewis, to mean standing up to authority for what you believe in.
“My philosophy is very simple, when you see something that is not right, not fair, not just, say something, do something, get in trouble, good trouble, necessary trouble!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
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