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drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.
"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."
by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010
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Secret Trois

A.K.A. The Three Pigs

A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.
Fat black woman: OMG! GURLZ DAT WAS DA SHIT! YA'LL GURLZ BE AWESOME! I WISH I WAS FAT AND COULDN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! SECRET TROIS RULES!
by Fat Bitch Hater August 12, 2009
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Nicki Minaj-a-trois

The sexual act where a dude bangs two female midgets at the same time.
Bro 1: Hey bro that was a crazy kegger last night!
Bro 2: Yeah bro I totally had a Nicki Minaj-a-trois with some carnies!
Bro 1: Nice bro! Bro-five up high!
*Bro-five*
by Chet Manstud November 15, 2011
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The Troise

The act of inserting ones erectness aka. Dong, into a bitches ass immidiatly after learning their name.
Luke and Tom were surprised to find their roomate giving the Troise to a blind women, 5 minutes after he met her. They sat and watched the butt pounding.
by luke February 17, 2005
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ownage e trois

when you own/burn 3 people with one comment
dude 1: look at those 3 lazy jobless mexicans outside home depot

dude 2: ownage e trois
by tribefan258 August 14, 2009
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Troisi

A short man with an abnormally large sized penis.
Jesus Chirst, what a troisi! I can't believe his dick is 8 inches, he is only 5' 6.
by Raymond_Murphy May 16, 2017
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Vonage-a-trois

A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).
Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.
by Justin February 15, 2005
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