twitch thot

female twitch streamer which takes advantage that most of those working at Twitch are desperate man-virgins letting inappropriate actions by their favorite girl pass without penalty

Today on "How Bras work, with Twitch Thots!"

by MahNamehJEF June 12, 2018

Twitch Simp

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.

In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp

by giddlebeast April 5, 2020

Twitch thot

Commonly a person of the female sex that likes or is eager to show (accidently ofcourse) cleavage to 12 year olds.

Pewds: 'Those twitch thots' *Tries not to look at cleavage*
(Twitch thot) Alinity: 'CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!'

by HiSmG June 9, 2018

curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

by Awffle May 28, 2009

Twitch Monkey

A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.

Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.

Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.

The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".

"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".

"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"

"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"

by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010

twitchet

southern slang for a vagina

I diddled her twitchet.

by jerry blafoon April 12, 2007

twitch thot

1: Abbreviation for "That Ho Over There who streams on twitch". She usually is a twitch streamer, which, while it's young, it's not surprising, as most thots are fast-ass little girls, who are trying to act like being a teenager automatically makes you "grown". In all her streams, her boobs and booty are exposed, and is always showing off that stomach. She also tends to put "religious" quotes on her Instagram, to made her hoeness more justified.

2: A female who cries when a male YouTuber with 63 Million Subscribers calls them out for having their boobs and booty on show for 12 year old boys.

Person 1: Stupid Twitch Thots
Person 2 : CAN WE COPY STRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!
Person 1: AHAHAHAHA

Rachel did it with like, 3 guyes at that party. She is such a thot

by RoyalMisconduct June 12, 2018