Teenology

The science of dealing with teens and all of their issues, from an adult stand point.

Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!

Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.

Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!

Teenology by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011

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tanology

The art of studying tanning and the effects of anemia.

Dave should be a tanology major

tanology by Beccaisamazing! April 17, 2009

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Termology

This is a word that means that you are using a term but it’s part of something that’s called termology .

I’m using the right termology for my words

Termology by Potterpower January 19, 2020

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Facebook Theology

The act of debating religion via Facebook, typically using status updates or wall posts.

Guy 1- There has yet to be any evidence to suggest the existence of a God.

Guy 2- Did you see that guy's Facebook theology status?

Facebook Theology by Atheist Cow January 28, 2011

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Theology

Study of religion applied to the truth of the world; opposes secular philosophy.

... Go philosopher! Theology won't find you any sort of truth.

Momma: Son, I've brought you a new pamphlet of the church... God blesses you, child.

Son: RAAAR!!!!! I are the sick of this theologist scam. Momma, I'm atheist! Go humanist, momma!

Theology by Yue CG May 15, 2005

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Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

Cracked Theology by MathPlus September 16, 2018

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tribology

The study of how to become a sex god, focusing on friction and lubrication.

I'm seeking a degree in tribology, if you know what I mean. *winks*

tribology by Oliver Wendell Jones May 31, 2016

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