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tweezot

This is a Montreal (which has a great public-transport system) term, that I first heard in the late 1950's. A tweezot is a pervert who gets down on his knees to suck the farts out of the cushions of the back bench seat of a bus, particularly if an attractive person has just relinquished that seat. The back seat was favoured because on the older Montral busses the row of seats in front of it had a sort of panel that blocked the driver's view of anyone crouching down there. (The busses have since been redesigned.)
A young secretarial type stood up to get off the crowded bus at the next stop. I tried to push my way to the vacant seat, but some tweezot got there first.
by Meles Borealis August 28, 2008
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Tweezo

Noun, one who overly-elaborates a situation by using sophisticated words which are not needed.
A: how politically, diplomatically, resourcefully convenient.

B: Shut up, Tweezo!
by Mandavia February 18, 2008
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