Transparent

When someone of white heritage participates in extreme white behaviour that they are no longer considered white but are transparent. This is because not all white people participate in extreme white behaviours (such as not seasoning their food) , those who do surpass the level to be considered white and now enter the stage of transparency.

Mum: "you alright babe"

Emma: "Mum i'm pregnant"

Mum: " who knocked you up then you saucy cow"

Emma : "Jim"

Mum : "aint that ya cousin"

Emma : "yeah i love him"

Mum : " aw tell me all about it i'll put the kettle on"

Emma: " yeah thats how it happened "

Mum: " omg i cant wait to tell me brother we are sharing a grandchild"

This is considered extreme white behaviour , those who participate in these activities and similar activities no longer fit the criteria of being a ordinary white individual, they are now transparent.

by i tell the truth believe me May 30, 2018

transparents

the father act like a mother, and mother act like a father .

oh dude !! why your parents look like that ? that is so funny !!
Your mother wearing your father clothes, and your father wearing your mother clothes !!!!!

that dude says : yea man cuz I have a transparents !!

by bashaxp January 18, 2015

Transparency

Having a mother and father who both had sex reassignment surgery and then stayed married to each other.

I’m a victim of transparency. I’m not sure who is my mom and who is my dad.

by Randspan October 4, 2018

Transparency

A lie that is easily detected or seen through, an obvious lie.

Full transparency: I'm deleting old tweets. Past views evolved & shouldn't be a distraction. I serve @POTUS agenda & that's all that matters. Anthony Scaramucci, 2017

by Smilen=) July 22, 2017

transparent

A person who has no children, but identifies as having them so they can freely use the parent/child parking spaces at shopping centres, so are perfectly entitled to tell other parents whinging about their parking to fuck off.

"You have no children, you're not allowed to park there"...."I'm a transparent, I identify as having children so fuck off"

by Worldiscrazy May 2, 2019

transparent

A parent that is transgender

She has a transparent

by evliv January 24, 2018

Transparent Tricia

A transparently pale, blonde, ghostly looking, slutty female who steals everybody's man but can never find her own. She will probably be the writer of the book 50 shades of pale. Anything she touches gets 5 days of out of school suspension for 'sexual harassment'. There is a Transparent Tricia in every school. She's normally never had sexual relations with a man just to keep up her 'Christian virtue' but she's probably touched more wieners than ketchup. Transparent Tricia's normally never have boyfriends due to their slutty reputation, shitty personality, and 7 year old boy physique.

"Dude, I just got 5 days of OSS"
"Man I told you not to go after her!"
"Sorry, I don't know what it is about those Transparent Tricias', but, damn, they turn my loins to butter"

" Yea... maybe its the figure... straight and flat as a Wyoming highway. Every man's dream"

by sydd_luck April 24, 2015