Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.

Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies

by apexcz June 26, 2020

Transmission slip

When the male is long stroking and has a great rhythm but his "member" slips out and rams the woman's genitals. Often times painful

Yeah I was long dicking the bartender when I had a transmission slip. bruised her real good

by jsmith22 October 12, 2016

instant transmission

In dragon ball z it is know as instant transmission but can be translated to teleportation or the act of teleporting

Imma instant transmission to your location

by Ebg123 May 12, 2018

alabama transfusion

When you give a family member an STD

Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend?

by CooperMiles March 28, 2019

Tit-to-Tit Transmission

When a girl places her tits on either side of your face such that they cover both of your ears.

Abbreviated: T^4

My girlfriend smothered me with her tits, thus completing a tit-to-tit transmission.

by <3 Tits June 14, 2012

error in transmission

When the meaning of something you say is lost over playing the telephone game.

There was an error in transmission when my friend passed along a message from me and the other person misunderstood what I meant to say.

by drs107 February 13, 2019

Glass Transmission

The popular term for the 5-speed manual transmission on a 2002-2007 Subaru Impreza WRX. Known for its ability to catastrophically shatter gears even during normal driving.

Steve: "My WRX lost 2nd gear yesterday when I was driving up hill street."

Mike: "I told you that car had a glass transmission. Should have bought an evo."

by Joel Schumacher December 29, 2008