Bitch-of-all-trades

When a person assumes they rank higher on all personal, professional, and social levels of "perfection" that no matter what you have said, done, or experienced, they will always tell you how they have said, done, or experienced it better or more significantly than you have. A Bitch-of-all-trades can easily be identified with responses that begin with "Well, no..." followed by their statement of superiority.

"I was telling Sharon how difficult giving birth to my child was and how I was in labor for 53 hours. But, being the bitch-of-all-trades that she is, she had to one up me by saying "Well, no...I was in labor for 54 hours and my child had to go to the intensive care unit at UCLA."

by RXqueenRN September 25, 2011

Superstar Tradesman

Made popular through the song "Superstar Tradesman" by the Scottish band The View, a Superstar Tradesman is one of the less than bright or unruly kids who left school at 16 to become an electrician/plumber/mechanic. Now earning more money than people of equal I.Q who left school and work in call centres, he gets drunk and coked out his head every Friday and Saturday night at his local, ALWAYS stands at the bar,talks loudly and wears those brown boots that you can't seem to buy in shops. Liable to kick off at any point.

"That cunt who was in our year just bought me and 6 other guys at the bar a round of shots, must be doing not bad for himself." "Yeah. Thick as shit though. Superstar Tradesman."

by TheViewFan December 21, 2012

Jack-Of-No-Trades

(noun)
1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.

My friend Larry has been unsuccessful as a business man, a teacher, an artist and a musician. He's like a Jack-Of-No-Trades.

by TheyCallsMyNamesBrian February 4, 2009

jackass of all trades

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.

My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Jill-of-all-trades

1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.

2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades

Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.

Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.

Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.

by EYaters May 1, 2008

tradesman trombone

Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.

Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.

by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022

Dank Trades

A gay server full of simps + 13 year old “staff”. Also full of nearly 100k people who are there just to freeload off a bot called dank memer. Basically just a bad server with a shitty owner^^

Tim- “Yo ash you are in dank trades?”
Ash- “yeah I like the server”

Tim- “that server is full of simps youre cringe”

by Ballsarehot🥰🥰😍😍 April 14, 2022