Sentient tracksuit

A tracksuit containing an independent consciousness without an owner.

It is purple and black in appearance, and often seen ladened with shopping from Iceland.

The sentient tracksuit has been sighted in town.

by Big daddy Rod 999 December 24, 2021

Track Suit Puma Daddy

A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.

1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!

2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

TRACKSICK

track-sick\'trak-'sik\ adj 1: the ill feeling one gets when absent from the racetrack for too long
2: Longing for the track

Billy: "Whats wrong KC?"
KC: "I'm tracksick"
Billy: "Huh?"

by COLE TRICKLE "Mr. Forward" January 28, 2009

Trackside

Where stoners in Wilton go to smoke in peace.

Hey man, wanna get high?
Sure. Let's go to trackside.

by a poor soul August 27, 2006

trickshit

trickshit means simply just amazing...
you call a person trickshit

Skilled Person
Amazing..
Respected man...

by Lifebot September 16, 2004

Cracksuit

Form of clothing favored by members of the chemically dependent urban underclass.
Generally matching jacket and trousers designed to be mistaken for designer sportsware made from flammable material purchased from an open-air market.

Oh shit! I left my clean needle in my other cracksuit.

by TheHankster December 15, 2008

trackslut

One, usually a female, who will hook up with members of a track team. Frequently jumoing from athlete to athlete once she gets board with one.

Wow, first she was with Jack Miler, now that trackslut is with Matt Eighthundo.

by Capt. Hollywood June 1, 2006