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town tax 

Origninated in Oakland(the town) California, town taxin is when someones whip gets stomped out somethin terrible
"Damn that fools shit got town taxed so tuff the ceiling was touchin the headrest"
town tax by TheBayBird May 9, 2006
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Town of Salem 

A relatively new free-to-play indie game that resembles the classic party game: Mafia. The rules are as follows- Each player is randomly assigned a role. At night, some roles kill other roles. The next day, the remaining roles try to figure out who the killers are and hang them. This continues for the rest of the round. The end result? Lots of trust issues.
Danny, Logan, and Preston all mentally prepared themselves for their next round of Town of Salem.
Town of Salem by Sapphiz April 4, 2015

Town Car 

Lincoln's large luxury vehicle. Very common in the personal transport industry for it profound interior size/comfort. Shares the same platform as the Ford Crown Victoria and the Mercury Grand Marquee
The Lincoln Town Car is Lincoln's staple of luxury.
Town Car by SVT Town Car November 10, 2008

town sickness 

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city
Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense
town sickness by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013
When one finds themselves in a major CBD or town eg: Melborn and needing to relieve themselves of the everyday hustle and bustle of the big smoke, they have a town tug and drop a load.
Office worker 1: I have so much paper work right now!

Office worker 2: Just go for a quick town tug big fella
town tug by -Sum balla March 9, 2014

Town Crotch 

From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.

See also: town bicycle
(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"

girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
Town Crotch by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009