Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.

'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'

by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005

turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.

Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."

by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016

Taryn

She is so hot but doesn't think so. The guys are always all over her. She is always smiling but isin't as happy as she seems to be. She is sporty. She has the biggest heart, she is never selfish and loves everyone. She is always ready to beat someone up if she needs to, she is always there for her friends and if you mess with her friends or family or hurt them expect her to come after you. She will protect anyone no matter what, and you have to go through her to get to her friends, family, or siblings so really anyome.She beleives in equaliyy and thinks everyone should be treated equally wether they are gay, straight, trans, bi, black, mexican, or antything you can be purple! But that means nothing. She has a way with words and loves babies and animals. Loves to help out and is so funny. She has the best smile ever. If you ever come across a Taryn make sure you treat her good becomes friends, best friends, or more. Take care of her because she may not always want to continue to live.

man 1: yoo, I just met a girl named Taryn, she is the best!
man 2: Take care of her and don't let her end her life. Man treat her well she is the type of person everyone wants, She makes the world stop turing.
man 1: Don't be tryin' to take my girl now!

by Phillips16_forever-a_Taryn July 3, 2018

Taryn

My ibf. Everyone loves her even though she doesn’t think so. She thinks she is ugly, but in reality, she is soooo beyond beautiful, and everyone but her recognizes that. Taryn has had some hard ends to friendships, which makes her all the wiser, and a better friend. If you meet a Taryn, you should consider yourself the luckiest person ever.

Me: I love Taryn

Hater: I don’t

Me: well then you are delusional, Taryn is the best thing in the whole entire world and I love her to the ends of the earth

by <3 rose September 2, 2018

Frat Tornado

The act of Hitting cups or cans off the beer pong table at girls and or pledges.

Guy: "FRAT TORNADO"
Girl: "You just hit me with that can in back of the head"
Guy: "You can't prevent a Frat tornado"

by Chet_Wellington December 2, 2011

Kentucky Tornado

You fuck a girl on a rotating stool. As you're about to cum, you pull out, spin her around, and shoot your load on her while she's spinning.

That hoe was dizzy after that Kentucky Tornado!

by C.J. Loveland December 20, 2007

Fecal tornado

The vortex of wind and human feces that forms when using an inverted-U shaped hand dryer.

It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.

by DrGerm November 28, 2018