Tortola

The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.

Tolian #1: Wa u sayin mehson.
Tolian #2: Deh man I here coolin wa bout u.

Tortola is 2 sick

by Bvislander November 26, 2006

Tortoised

over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep

There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow

by Tortoised January 11, 2009

tortoise shore

A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.

Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.

Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.

by BiirdMan May 30, 2009

Tortsneezer

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.

The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.

by Gartholomew February 18, 2011

toronto b-jay

Receiving a blowjob while watching the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game.

"She gave me a Toronto B-Jay during the Jays game last night. It must have been good luck since Bautista hit a home run while she was doing it."

by BigScreech October 31, 2013

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

Big Daddy Thorton

The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.

Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper March 16, 2021