topsy turvy

In or into a state of utter disorder or confusion

The whole wizard world's gone topsy turvy!

by HarPotter October 8, 2008

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

tordsexual

Somebody that only shows interest in the hottest animated character on earth aka tord

I sexualy identify as tordsexual

by Something,somebody66 March 6, 2017

the tops

As in "The Best". Famous line from a Seinfeld episode where Mel Torme tells Kramer that he thinks his life is "The Tops".

Well, guys, I think that's the tops!

by Skeeve July 16, 2008

Torrs

Describing how bad something is

'Your trim is actual torrs' 'My team played torrs at the weekend'

by kiws3 October 10, 2020

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

torpund

Elyse's avatar in the Funhaus episode 'FORTNITE WITH CARS - H1Z1 Auto Royale Gameplay', released on 23rd of March 2018.

"What even is Torpund?"
"Ahhh, you know... he's just being Torpund".

by krisd44 April 2, 2018