Texas Tongue Torch

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011

Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark

Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

by redtenor October 23, 2011

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021

Tophed

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009

tophatspacedog

A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.

OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!

by PopoJø May 18, 2019

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009