Toffee dodger

A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.

That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!

by Tonan4life October 5, 2011

Toff

British word used to describe people who are born into a wealthy, upper class family, usually in an insulting manner.

A person who attends private school, dresses smart, acts snobby or has their parents spoil them with expensive things would be categorised as Toff.

Toff is basically the British equivalent to the American Prep.

See that bloke Richard over there in the Ralph Lauren polo and chino shorts? Yeah, he's a Toff cunt.

by Zeam June 3, 2021

Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!

Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."

by nanaki13 June 26, 2009

toffer

Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".

Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.

by Kal-38 April 14, 2009

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

Troff

Troff is the opposite to peak. Just like on a graph you have the peak, you also have the trough, or 'troff'. The peak is the best as it is the top, and the 'troff' is the worst as it is at the bottom. This therefore means that if something is 'troff' it is the worst it can possibly be.

Harry: Jack, I'm listening to some music about putting a pigeon in a box and sending it off to Rome, It's peak!

Jack: No, Harry, that music is troff, very troff indeed. errr.

by Merky Breh August 22, 2011

Troffle

A bright yellow flash of undesired highness. The face is warm and coughing is very frequent. Hands are cold and uncomfortable feelings are present.

A troffle is a huge bong rip lights the face on fire and the subject dies.

by Mary Weather January 10, 2009