toley

poo,shite,massive crap!
if you dont get it look in your tiolet when your done

me:im goin for a big steaming toley
person:bring me one too

by adam humphreys May 13, 2005

topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

by bus spotter July 23, 2006

Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.

Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.

by boob squad August 31, 2010

8th Grade Topless

When a girl claims to be "topless", but is still actually wearing a bra.

GIRL: "I was topless in your video."
GUY: "Really?"
GIRL: "Well, i still had a bra on..."
GUY: "Oh, so you were 8th grade topless."

by 8thgradetopless April 29, 2011

Topless Mirage

An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.

Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....

damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

by stuffedpepper October 12, 2008

Topless Pete

A variation of the name Peter, although rarely will you find this Peter wearing a shirt.

ffs Topless Pete put a fucking shirt on

by jd23ckjdfhv,kdgsjjgl. December 4, 2010