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that fag is such a topias
by asshole_666 November 28, 2016
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Pussy topiary

The art of shaving/waxing/trimming a woman's pubic hair into different shapes and configurations, for aesthetic reasons, for her pleasure and that of her partner. The easiest shape to achieve is, without doubt, "the landing strip". A heart shape can be achieved with a stencil. The squirrel and peacock are more challenging.
Last night I spent ages shaving and trimming and waxing my bits, just to get a nice, neat little bush. It's a fucking work of art now, pure pussy topiary.
by mona_minchiata April 15, 2009
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topix

Some 14 year old rich kid who thinks he can rap. Topix has had made some pretty hip beats including chillin to the max and s.b.c. (snapback crew).

He is widely known for the video for chillin to the max. This video features him in his rich house rapping. The video's main highlight is the random black dude that eats the doritos. His signature move is his face that doesn't move at all, AT ALL.

Topix started the ultra hip crew in one of his semi hit songs, S.B.C. He is the man behind the Snapback Crew, and he is serious about his snapbacking.
Random dude: "Hey dude are you a democrat or part of the Snapback Crew." Friend: "Man you no i'm part of that S.B.C., I always be chillin to the max with topix."
by sbccommisioner February 6, 2012
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Gay-topia

Gay marriages

gay?

gays?
by truly yours March 1, 2004
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Bi-Topical

To be holding 2 simultaneous conversations with one person with 2 different topics
can be extended to Tri-topical and Quad-topical
person1- my burger is delicious

person2- have you heard of the band Paramore

person1- no sorry never heard of them

person2-yer these burgers are great

person1-we should eat here again

person2-i will let you borrow my Paramore CD

person1- man that was a n intense bi-topical conversation
by misterawesome567 January 17, 2011
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Fruit Topia

The perfect place for fags to go live.
Hey fag, move to California. I Hear its a fruit topia over there.
by Kitt Kat crew March 30, 2010
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Phone-a-topia

A group of people at a party or other get together who like to show off their shitty phones and text all night.
Fuck that party sucked. Everyone was texting on their phone all night. It was a fuckin Phone-a-topia in there.
by Twarrior July 26, 2009
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