top hat niple 

An areola that is not much larger than the actual niple. So when you look at it from the top it looks like a top hat.

My friends breasts have top hat niples.

The womans niples seemed to be overcomming her areolas and look like top hats.

top hat niple by Brianna R November 3, 2007

top hat dude

god

top hat dude is god

top hat dude by top hat dude June 18, 2021

top hat eye patch man 

one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.

Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.

top hat eye patch man by Banana Hamikk May 10, 2008

top hat trick 

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

top hat trick by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

Top Hat Drinker by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018

Top Hat Tattoo 

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

Top Hat Tattoo by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Tennessee Top Hat 

A Rawkin' Mullet.

Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!

Tennessee Top Hat by Snotbubble January 8, 2010