Tooting

A place in south-west London, do not visit tooting unless u want 2 be mugged, stabbed or shot in the head! A ruff place wher de evil and most gangsta of the world tend to live! Cousins with streatham an area best not risked unless in a very large group of weapon carrying gangster guys!!!

Boy: wanna cum my yard?
Girl: Wher u live?
Boy: Tooting.
Girl: Hell no i aint going there homie i dnt wanna be killed!!!

by LilMissME September 25, 2005

tooting

Part of southwest london with a very high asian population.

"i need to buy some curry powder"
"Go to tooting then"

by lulubod April 3, 2009

Toot

Toot:
1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs

1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

toot

Another word for fart.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.

by SiliconHero April 24, 2003

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 1, 2004

toot

sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat

Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!

by BiGr March 3, 2005

Toot

An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.

Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!

by fatcroot September 23, 2009