toothpaste

A caviteys worst nightmare.
You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead
by Amish Kid July 14, 2004
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toothpaste

A man's cum that is in his partner's mouth.
I hope she likes the toothpaste tonight, if not I hope to have a cherry sundae.
by BRD October 24, 2004
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Toothpaste

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:
"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"
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toothpaste

Squeezing a penis to coax out residual semen after an ejaculation.
Bitch wipe my nuts clean and don't forget to toothpaste.
by Rumplednutsk1n September 14, 2016
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toothpasting

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"
john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out
by nightlifecommando May 07, 2012
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toothpasting

It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!

2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
by yourBro May 07, 2012
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