tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 02, 2004

toot

sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat

Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!

by BiGr March 03, 2005

Toot

An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.

Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!

by fatcroot September 23, 2009

tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. :

by Miss Quintana September 16, 2007

toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

by geordie October 24, 2003

toot

Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".

I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.

by veghead July 04, 2009

Toot

A term to express one's unimaginable excitement, coined by NST himself. Not to be mistaken with the emit gas from the anus, although that is quite exciting.

This word goes with almost anything. Typically heard in ratchet casino parties with naked girls.

yo, that stripper's a$$ is phat! tOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
private mansion party girls free guys $5 TOOOOOOOOTT only fans camerapersons will be there #tootttttt
yo, Linda, I love to slap ur ass while u sleep TOOOOOOTTTT

by Addison raes pussy h mommy March 04, 2021