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When a female passes gas.
Only males are capable of farting,
Ladies only toot. If a lady farts they are no longer accepted by society
I toot! I do not fart, as I am a lady and shall remain one
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Toot- is a shortened term for the word prostitute.
~Last night this toot tried to give me head, I had to smack that bitch.
toot by kamyre August 19, 2004
A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.
I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.
toot by rtj loco December 19, 2003
A way of saying "cute," in a much cuter baby voice! Toot is a slang primarily found in Maryland and surrounding regions. It is very special in its usage, specifically occupied by girls who attend VT or Towson.
Jessica finks Emily is very toot!
Toot by jed333 April 13, 2010
Another word for for nerves or wick.
'You are getting on my toot' or 'he really got on my toot'
Toot by Sumofatkinson February 24, 2013
1. extremely small or cute
2. of a homosexual nature
1. Dude, you see that asian chicks toot lil ass?
2. Damn, Duran Duran. How toot.
toot by McDooby April 18, 2004