Toner

A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.

Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.

The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.

by Bosephus Reeegan March 14, 2013

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015

tooter

A tube, usually a cut off part of a straw, used to snort speed or coke with.

Dude, opnly use one tooter, then we can scrape it when we're done with the sack

by Merc February 3, 2004

toner pirate

Sleazy assholes who lie or mislead unsuspecting office staff into accepting replacement toner for corporate copy machines, or who send replacement toner unsolicited, and then bill the company at exorbitant rates.

Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.

by danimalbangbang September 12, 2005

tookerjob

The act of taking one's job from them most often by a foreigner.

They tookerjob!

by angusshangus February 22, 2013

Troners

What Colleen Ballinger calls underwear/panties.

Colleen: "Hey Erik, do you need new troners?"
Erik: "What-"

by bubluni January 10, 2021

SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021