Tooele

Tiny town in northern Utah where the only thing to do is go to Wal-mart. Pronounced Too-will-uh

Tooele? How do you pronounce that?

by Mori-tora April 6, 2009

zero tolerance

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.

A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.

by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004

fart tolerant

A household that generally allows open farting as the norm. Farts are not held in with members of the household.

Jennifer comes from a fart tolerant household.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

Toormina

A hole in the middle of the Mid North Coast of Australia.

I live in Toormina, the biggest hole in the Southern Hemisphere.

by Toormi 2452 October 27, 2011

Tik Toker

A person that developed a mental disability right after downloading Tik Tok.
They have an IQ anywhere between -8 to 2.
They will remain dumb for the rest of their life.

1:Dude, do you see those tik tokers?
2:yes bro they are so dumb
1:yeah, they should be the only group of people that you should be legally allowed to bully and torture.

by Tapitos March 3, 2020

tooef

To mess something up, to break it beyond reasonable repair

That guy just tooefed his engine by using the wrong fuel.

I just tooefed my relationship with my girlfriend because I started stalking her pregnant sister

by mdfirefighter August 13, 2009