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tortonto

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.
Hey can you pass me a tortonto
by Tortontoman November 28, 2013
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touton

A Newfoundland delicacy of fried bread dough.Bread dough is
fried in butter in a pancake type manner and then covered
with butter and molasses.
Famous Newfoundland saying' "When in a doubting.....Have
a touton"
by Brent W. Oram October 11, 2006
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Toton

The word originates from Poland and in the home country its meaning is "swift", or the northern territory of Poland "warrior".
The rabbit was so Toton that it escaped from my arrows.

That leader there was a great Toton back in the old days.
by JEricT August 13, 2010
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Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....
by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
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tonto

the spanish word for people that are dumb, retarded,
este nino es moy tonto
by Bryan Prado February 9, 2005
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tonto

Tonto was the sidekick of the Lone Ranger in the old westerns.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking in a meadow when Tonto gets off of his horse, leans down and puts his head to the ground. When he comes back up he says, "Whoa....many buffalo come." and the Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know?" Tonto replies, "Ear soaking wet."
by E Newt November 24, 2006
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toltonian bargain

A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?

Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.

Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.

*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
by S-Shape on-lock2 October 7, 2013
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