Tommie Network

Alleged to be a consortium of alumni from St Thomas who will get students tier-1 jobs and internships.

It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM

Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"

Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."

by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020

tommies

pl., noun
offensive for english soldiers after WW2 in germany

verdammte Tommies, get out of our country!

by Lapdelem July 1, 2004

Tonied

Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned

Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.

by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005

Tommie

one beautiful and pretty little lady; not only is she smart, but she is also a sweet and wonderful friend; major cutie; epitome of a female.

"Tommie, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle."

"Tommie, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile."

"Tommie, If you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunning'."

"Tommie, how's George?"

by J.B. =] Happy Birthday Tommie October 18, 2008

tonied

getting so drunk that one pukes till blood vessels burst in one's eyes

Anthony got so tonied last night that he woke up with scabs on his eyes and vomit in his shower.

by Daniel Zeve March 29, 2005

Tomiesha

Tomiesha is a little bit of a shy girl but when around her friends she can be a bit of a wild child. She has many crushes and isn’t afraid to talk to them. She considers more of her friends her best friends. Tomiesha cares much about her family and cares about them more than herself! She is very sensitive so please don’t try to hurt her feelings! She supports everyone who is special or can’t get support from their family. She knows when to wait for a boyfriend and she knows when she found her soul mate. Tomiesha is one of a kind and she never afraid to stand up for herself! S

My name is Tomiesha.

by Heather Gorge June 4, 2019

Tommie

tommie is the best person shes beautiful shes easy to fall in love with shes my best friend i love her. she had blond hair and amazing eyes you call fall in to.

"hey I hung out with tommie today"
"omg shes amazing i love heeerrrrrr"

by helllloooo krusty krew September 4, 2019