Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

toner pirate

Sleazy assholes who lie or mislead unsuspecting office staff into accepting replacement toner for corporate copy machines, or who send replacement toner unsolicited, and then bill the company at exorbitant rates.

Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.

by danimalbangbang September 12, 2005

toner whore

A toner whore is an office person, usually older, who makes a paper backup copy of everything on their computer, like emails, spreadsheets, etc...

Damn, look at that stack of paper by the printer WTF is that?

Oh, that's Lisa's backup copies for the day.

Dang dude, hasn't she heard of back up storage devices, what a toner whore!

by Bubba Spinxx October 11, 2007

Toner Terrorist

A person who not only wastes the ink toners in a printer but also slaughters it.

"Oh man, Mr. Garringer is toner terrorist he printed a black page on the printer."

by DJ Space Invaders May 23, 2017

Toner is Low

When someone named Tony is feeling depressed or not himself. The phrase comes from a printer or photocopier actually having a low level of toner.

Tony says "Dammit why does this always happen to me?"
you say "Looks like the Toner is low."

by Scary October 14, 2006

Toner Boner

The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.

Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!

by TeN523 February 19, 2011

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020