tomb raider

1) One who raids a tomb.

2) The title of a video game that inspired two of the worst films known to man.

That fucking tomb raider movie fucking sucks ass.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

Tomb raider

To fuck some one who had 7+ abortions

1. I did the tomb raider last night

2. Did you have fun

1. I had tons of fun ;)

by B-DOG805 December 10, 2019

tomb raidered

to shit anywhere unlikely, with an overall goal of somebody stepping or putting their hand in.

to make and area wreak of shit, yet with no visible evidence of there being any

John "fuck dude i cant see any beer in the fridge"
Tom "no the light is burned out, just reach to the back"
John "oh fuck somebody tomb raidered our asses, and there is shit everywhere"

Jim " dude your office smells like shit"
Jason " I know I have looked everywhere but I cant find it anywhere"
Jim " Damn dude somebody diarrhea'd all over the inside of your desk, you got tomb raidered"

by yourmothersrapist December 21, 2008

tomb raider

one who raids tombs - the act of having sexual intercourse

raid my tomb baby - oh yeah

by Craig May 20, 2004

tomb raider

a game for people like nick who have small penises and as a result, has never kissed a girl.

"Yo guys lets rent Tomb Raider you can see her tits jiggle!!"
"Nick your a fukkin homo and will never get a gurl, PS gordons fucking your sister, steph."

by Kahlil June 24, 2006

tomb raiding

Hooking up with your past conquests.

It's not cheating if you're tomb raiding.

by SashaLBC September 16, 2013

tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

by mcdede March 5, 2014