Tom

An amazing boyfriend who loves you and cares for you. He often plays video games and he has brown hair.

Someone like him is hard to find but once you fall in love u never want to leave him. His birthday is usually in the winter and he has brown hair.

That boy is such a Tom
I know
Ninja has ligma

by Sarah Knight xx 102 February 6, 2019

Tom

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"

by Tom Knapp June 11, 2006

Tom

A very handsome man who all the girls are secretly attracted too. He is usually tall, brown haired and sporty. They are quite often English and will beat you up if you ever try to fight one.

That boy is definitely a Tom.

by Jajjais April 7, 2020

Tom

Tom is a Canadian goose who is really good at sport and extremely attractive

You are a Tom

by Jomumma58 August 26, 2020

Tom

A random, unexpected boner; happens at very embarassing times.

I was giving Mila Kunis a hug when I got a huge tom.

by finnafail200 June 29, 2011

Tom

Old British slang for "lesbian"

Annie is definitely a tom. I saw her kissing Liza.

by Tessa Quayle January 2, 2010

Tom

Stands for Time Of the Month. Code girls use to describe their period. Often described as a person.

I fucking hate Tom! He sucks, I wish that he would go away so I would stop having these fucking cramps!

by XoXSavannahxOx April 6, 2008