tolentino

Tolentino refers to a gathering of the Gods. Kind of like how the Greek Gods and Goddesses would gather at Mount Olympus, a tolentino is the gathering of a powerhouse family into one room, or can also directly refer to a powerhouse family.

"Holy shit did you see that?"
"See what?"
"The Monroes are having a tolentino."
"Duh, only tolentino families can have a tolentino."

by Kjntinthehousesynonymousanonym April 13, 2017

toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009

Toliet Terrorism

When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.

Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.

by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018

tolete

Originally used to describe what cops use as a billy-club, but used by Cubans to describe the penis.

Alex got his zipper stuck on his tolete.

by arod6900 June 10, 2008

toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity

" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"

by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008

toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.

Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.

by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009

liberal toliet

A toliet with hardly any water in it that has to be flushed several times because it works poorly. An idea by liberals who wanted to conserve water.

The liberal toliet is clogged again.

by adrianne November 8, 2004