Tokyo Sandblaster - A scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. First heard on Conan O’Brien's show "Conan" ON TBS.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster
by Maku664 November 11, 2010
After the act of having sex on the beach the man will ejaculate all the semen and leftover sand from the beach sex onto his partners face...all the while screaming, Banzai!!!
by new2u November 11, 2010
A sexual position where a woman, dressed as a geisha; or a man dressed as a sumo wrestler fills their ass with fine grain sand and water with an enema bottle and then fart blasts it out all over the other persons face while yelling "BONSAI!".
I wanted a Tokyo Sandblaster at the whore house, but they said it would cost an extra $100 just to truck in the white sand they use from the Caribbean.
by JohnnyParanoid November 10, 2010
Your on the beach shes roaring and rolling like godzilla from Tokyo, you dip your dick in sand and then dip it in her, and then blast her face with sand.
Scott: "Dude I cant believe you pulled off a Tokyo Sandblaster."
Alex: "It was tight."
Renee: "Ryan, please dip your dick in the sand and fuck me."
Ryan: "Ok cwat. take my tokyo sand blaster!"
Blake: "Her eyes were looking Japenese after I Tokyo Sanblasted her"
Alex: "It was tight."
Renee: "Ryan, please dip your dick in the sand and fuck me."
Ryan: "Ok cwat. take my tokyo sand blaster!"
Blake: "Her eyes were looking Japenese after I Tokyo Sanblasted her"
by SmacmastR November 10, 2010
Its a three step process
1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.
2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face
3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.
2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face
3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
by Numbahhh 1 November 10, 2010
In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.
Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?
by holyshiite November 10, 2010
A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.
"How about the Tokyo Sandblaster?" - Conan O'Brian
by COCOfan4lyfe November 11, 2010