Topherd

Getting killed because you brought a shovel to a gun fight. Becoming dead.

Don't get topherd.

by BigjewdaddyB May 31, 2018

Togher

A place in the middle of fucking nowhere in the wee county of Louth, Ireland where fuck all happens and you'd be more likely to get run over by a 97 year old farmer than to get murdered.

Oh man, I really want to go to Togher

No you fucking don't.

by gobshiteee1975 February 17, 2015

tokers

people who smoke pot

those guys are huge tokers

by anonymous April 9, 2005

Midnight Toker

A person that consumes cannabis late at night. Usually someone who doesn't want to get caught by others, most likely parents. These people will sometimes invest in a vaporizer, for more stealth toking.

Cole's parents seen the movie Reefer Madness so to avoid any backlash from his parents about his consumption of marijuana, he invested in a vape and switched to only smoking at night time when they were asleep. Thanks to this switch, he no longer gets lectured about the 'dangers' of this harmless herb. He is now considered a Midnight Toker.

by MidnightTokingAllNightLong December 6, 2011

Dirty Toker

When you're being intimate with your significant other so you use your vape as a butt plug. In order to take a rip off your vape said partner must pass gas first.

I hit that dirty toker like a bong rip.

by Marlinbrando69 June 5, 2021

topherface

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).

"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."

by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009

Tosher

Someone who goes to urban dictionary for real definitions.

I was called a tosher so I looked it up on urban dictionary...

by Jeraflare June 4, 2018