(Two friends using bathroom mirrors)
Friend 1: "Hey, can I borrow your lip chap?"
Friend 2: "
No problem, here you go."
*Interrupted by a loud, bodily noise*
Friend 2: "
Holy crap, I can't
believe that just happened!"
Friend 1: "You're telling me. That was a huge Toilet-Bowl-Ringer if I've ever heard one!"