thecummonster

It's a monster made out of cum

oh not a monster made of cum thecummonster

by dwigh gonzalez May 3, 2022

Tecumseh blow job

Hand job with bacon grease

She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.

by Bibblemac December 21, 2014

Toecutters

"The bad guys"
"Quiet!"

"Watch out for the Toecutters!!!"

by Evan Weston January 29, 2003

toetum

The art of stretching ones scrotum over the toe or toes.
No hangnails please.

When she painted her toenails he could not ressist to toetum her.

by Moanah October 21, 2005

Tecumseh's revenge

we all know what Montezuma's revenge is. Here in the Ohio Valley, Midewst and Great Lakes states the term "Tecumseh's revenge" is more applicable since the great Shawnee chief Tecumseh is an important historical figure around here.

1. At an outdoor amphitheater hosting a Rush concert I drank a cola to beat the humidity. The drink had funny tasting industrial waste - infected ice cubes. The next day I got a bad case of Tecumseh's revenge. I'm glad it didn't happen during the excellent show.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Limbodancer October 31, 2018

ToeCurler

When you and your partner are so horny that you have sex before she takes her pantyhose off, so her toes curl up with every thrust.

I thought my woman was real tight from yoga or somethin' - but it turned out to be a toecurler.

by Keolis October 15, 2019