Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.

The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.

by dookeyboy December 6, 2010

Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

by Magnitization January 17, 2008

toddler tunnel

A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.

I would ravage her toddler tunnel

by top ropes February 18, 2009

Toddlercan

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.

1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.

by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010

Sugar toddler

A male or female sugar baby who is not young enough to be considered one.

John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.

Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.

by mike96pi January 4, 2021

toddrick

Toddrick is a good person who loves to play sports but when toddrick get mad bad things can happen

Toddrick loves all sports.

by Mr.door March 13, 2017