Toeing

Someone who annoys/trolls/gets in the way of other people for either the sole purpose of trolling them or bothering other people in an argument.

Why are you being such a toeing?
Get out of my way, toeing.
Your definitely a toeing, aren't you?

by Coryxwhy May 14, 2022

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018

Booty toeing

When you jab your toe(s) into someone’s booty, sexually

“Jessica has a booty toeing fetish” - Eric
“Eww that’s gross!” - Mark

“Everyone loves a good booty toeing!”-Eric

by A&A, a family company July 14, 2021

i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.

judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.

by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022

Toeing Clotties

The act in which a woman, while having a shower, squishes her menstrual clots down the shower drain using her bare toes

Hey Sara, what’s taking so long in there... I need a shower!

Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!

by ScottyMate October 28, 2017

Camel-toeing

The process of incapacitating an opponent in any computer entertainment with a female humanoid, following by walking and/or running up to them and crouching, where your near hind touches the surface of said opponents face.

"I just headshot that guy, time to go do some Camel-toeing."

by LONEWOLF, Sev, Angel September 19, 2012

Toeing

The word you use when you dont want to say coming.

My friend is toeing over in 30 minutes.
Im toeing right now.

by soggy Bottom Boys July 25, 2009