Tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro

A shorter way to say "that's totally inappropriate". Only complete losers use the horrid slang.

"Did you see what she did? What a whore."
"Yeah, that was tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro."
"Did you seriously just say that? I should stab you in the jugular."

by lglaser January 7, 2009

tow barring

To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.

I tried to go to the toilet, but I only eneded up tow barring.

by blato April 15, 2008

Tow up

Another way of saying a person is drunk, intoxicated or inebriated.

Mike had 20 shots of vodka straight, he was tow up from the flow up

by Jaye_$upreme October 10, 2016

Tow truck

Cousin to the snowplow, while doing a girl in doggy style, you knock out her elbows, then instead of driving her forward int the head board or across the carpet, you back up while repeating "beep beep beep."

I snowplowed her to the headboard, but managed to dent her bumper in the process, so I had to call in the tow truck. She's in the rug burn unit of the hospital now. It was soooo worth it.

by I-fie Alian July 1, 2008

tow head

A person with very light (almost white) blond hair, "tow" being flax or hemp fibers. Tow-headed, along with fair(-haired) and flaxen-haired, is a tradional way in the English language to refer to blond hair or lightly-colored hair, having come from its old Germanic roots (which are quite rare).

"The tow head is an illusive creature, a minority."

by Lorelili March 31, 2006

Tow Hoe

An Un-independent single fat mother who likes to be choked slapped and beaten during anal sex with tow truck operators.

Yea that big bitch behind the glass at the office won't clear my call cause she is to worried about getting the D from all the drivers.... that bitch a TOW HOE!!

by Highway hero July 5, 2017

Tow Jack

When tow truck drivers engage in abusive, predatory, tricky practices to snatch vehicles, that would be a "tow jack" or "tow jacking."

Watch out for that guy in the tow truck sitting at the end of the lot. If you leave the restaurant and walk across the street to mail a letter, he will tow jack you out of the parking lot the minute your foot steps outside the building.

by JohnnyHoffa December 20, 2008