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by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.

Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

by Idobedrivendoh September 11, 2020

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now’s your chance to add your own!

What urban dictionary tells me to write

Urban Dictionary: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now’s your chance to add your own!
Me:ok I’ll write that

by Partykiller June 18, 2018

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Wow, you really must be bored, so you typed the message that comes up when you put a new word into Urban Dictionary. Clever idea.

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by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

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by Bombh March 18, 2018