touchebag

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

by xx7 July 8, 2020

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.

Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.

by Ollle August 20, 2013

Dude Toucher

Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking

That Dude Toucher keeps trying to touch me while im drinking my tasty brew.

by Beef n Cheese April 25, 2006

Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.

Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.

by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007

tuches

buttocks, butt, backside, bottom, posterior, ass, rear-end, booty.

Yiddish in origin.

She slipped on the ice and landed on her tuches.

by I shouldn't know these things February 24, 2008