Titter Tats

An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.

My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.

by Jack Calhoun August 13, 2009

titter tots

tiny boobs

mary's ass made up for her titter tots

by xoxosarahxoxo June 6, 2009

mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)

Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters

by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021

titter jitters

mini-orgasms you only feel in your boobs

boy: "yeahh babe lets get it on!"
girl: "sorry hun, i plan on staying a virgin for a while."
boy: "ah don't worry, lets just go for some titter jitters"
girl: "ok!"

by jkackdertree August 29, 2010

titter knicker

The act of straddling a breast with your thighs. It is highly painful and not nearly exciting.

"I tried titter knickering last night and got a blister."
"On the thigh or boob?"
"Neither."

by TheGirlWhoIsTooAnnoyingToBeHot June 29, 2014

Titter spitter

The legend of a redneck woman that has been sighted in and around Central Indiana that has large breasts and chews tobacco and spits large streams of spit

We were at the BP in Lanesville getting some gas when the titter spitter appeared out of nowhere in her white truck and checked out Kelty.

by Randall Fredrickson January 15, 2008

Shit-Titter

When you wipe down instead of up and the shit from your ass gets on to your scrotum or vagina.

Ahhh Shit-Titter, fuck i just did a shit-titter, Why the hell did you do a shit-titter and get messy?, Holly fuck I just did a fucking shit-titter, you guys trying to get yo swag on and do some shit-titters?

by B-reezy1990 May 24, 2010